Superjoint Ritual

A band formed by Phil Anselmo taht combines Thrash Metal with Punk,Fast and Fucking brutal.

If i could fuck Superjoint Ritual's music it would be swollen everyday.

by ob.Maximus November 13, 2004

sex ritual

When you want to cast magic you have to take the girl and get her to suck your balls, and cum on her chest . And then a bunny is shoved through her Virginia and whala you have a sex ritual.

I wanted to make a bunny so I had a sex ritual.

by Handcuff October 5, 2018

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

ritual

1. A religious custom. (See customs.)

2. An action repeated on a schedule.

3. A repetitive action motivated by a compulsion.

1. Judaism requires adherents to wash their hands as a ritual.

2. Employees are scheduled to wash their hands before returning to work.

3. Psychological compulsion may cause ritual hand-washing.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

by henlo there June 24, 2020

M.C. Ritual

a ritual in which a couple will fight, break up, cry, and get back together (usually for the sex), to repeat the ritual on a 2-3 month basis.

Mary and Corwin are the sketchy couple in the class that is very affectionate with each other. at a party, Corwin will go off with his friends and Mary will get angry at him. as revenge she will text her best friend Alexandra and refuse to talk to Corwin all night. either that night or the morning after they will break up, for 24 hours, and get back together for the sex. the actual ritual part of it is the fact that this has happened before and it will probably happen a few more times in the future. the follwing ritual was an M.C. Ritual

by Darwin Mariner Ford March 4, 2008

Ritual

Rituals are predefined sequences characterized by rigidity, formality, and repetition that are embedded in a larger system of symbolism and meaning but contain elements that lack direct instrumental purpose.

(1) The footballer is going through their pre-game ritual. Don't disturb them.

(2) That fraternity/society has a specific hazing ritual.

(3) Some people perform mating rituals

(4) Religion is known for having many different rituals.

by TheCleverDumbass July 16, 2019