matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases

EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS

by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 23, 2010

Ritchy Rich

1 that was 1 might notta knowed dat he was

1luv

by YoungCali_autdisbiacci October 7, 2003

Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.

Your lungs can't handle that uncle ritchie hit, bro.

by letsblowdro January 21, 2015

ritchie cunt ripper

when a rich man with hairy testicles jams them inside a females vagina until her vagina rips open until money comes out.

I gave my girlfriend a ritchie cunt ripper last night.

by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006

Kuri Ritchie

Top 5 cutest brown skins alive, he’s a very chill nigga and he coo asf

EXAMPLE: that nigga Kuri Ritchie different or if ur a girl He fine asf

by KR.Ritchie September 5, 2022

Ritchieing it

Fucking something to the point of it being irreparable

He Ritchied it On dayz last night by crashing our new car. Ritchieing it again

by CanadianYup July 23, 2021

Ritchie's Blues

Ritchie's Blues is when a singer dies at a young age and/or at the height of their popularity.

Gene Vincent died when he was 36? He must have a case of Ritchie's Blues!

by Ritchie Valens October 21, 2017