rishi

A gay clapt cunt that sucks dick for pleasure.

woah, hold up u rishi

by anonymouspersonthatcomments March 10, 2017

Rishi

Someone who will not give you back your money after he has bought a drink using your money.

Omg rishi give me back my $4

by bigbrain69420_1234567890 February 11, 2022

Rishi

The act of doing a rishi is when someone makes a joke that is so dead, that people who are laughing and talking stopped. This is followed by 10 seconds of silence as they take time to process the atrocity of a joke that has befallen them. Alternatively, it is when someone takes the joke to a level that makes it not funny anymore.

Dude last night, john rishi'd so har, we thought we thought we had voice box damage.

by cockBlaster443 May 07, 2020

Rishi

The act of doing a rishi is when someone makes a joke so dead, people who were talking and laughing stopped. This is followed by at least 10 seconds of silence as people process the atrocity of a joke that has befallen them.

Dude, I thought my neighbor had killed himself, but someone had just rishi'd him super hard.

by cockBlaster443 May 07, 2020

Rishi

gay bitch, all he does is meme some unfunny shit

- That guy looks autistic
-He must be a Rishi

by AbuHamoudi September 26, 2018

Rishi

A virgin who has the power to keep any woman at a distance of 5 metres at all times. He is ugly and probably a rapist.

Rishi is a rapist you know?

by Wierd Fucker July 16, 2020

rishi

some dumb import that wriggles their fingers in class and picks up ur pencil case when u drop it in the corridor.

i pissed on that rishi the other day!!!

by Ohmahgaws November 21, 2018