mini ripperton

the smallest amount of marijuana smoke possible to get one 'high.'

Hey, man, lemme get a lil' mini ripperton before I go out to lunch.

by akvbeats December 9, 2012

riperonies

1. Oops, my bad

Person 1: "Dude, you puked on Lindsay at her birthday party last night after blacking out and taking a dump in her aquarium"
Person 2: "riperonies, was a fun night"

by Definitionator Aficionado December 7, 2018

rippeon

1.A partially retarded and slightly over weight pokemon.

2.The act of ripping your nail off and cumming on it.

3.A man that is usually sexually aroused by anal bleeding.

Way to go trevor you pulled a rippeon again.

by lolo,olllo;km;lm August 2, 2009

riperoni

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

That guy mario lost his ID card; man that's total riperoni.

by Docter N October 14, 2017

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x is used to describe someone or something that has died from eating too much meat.

OH MY GOSH! MY COUSIN HAS DIED FROM STUFFING THAT FUCKING MEAT IN HIS MOUTH!!! HE'S A RIPERONI PEPPERONI 10x!

by dipshitdickhead69 November 9, 2018

riperoni

When your sausage is too big to fit in her oven.

Damn it wont fit, guess I will have to 'riparoni' this and make space.

riperoni meaning to cram something to large into a small space

by italio76 March 16, 2023

Riperoni

Someone ripped your pepperoni :oo

"Hey man!! Someone Riperonied your pizza!!"
"NOOOO MAN NO WAY AUHUAUHG"

by H!ma May 15, 2023