Ringles

the extreme feeling of discomfort caused by a third party doing something embarrassing - also know as vicarious embarrassment. Symptoms may include, sudden and uncontrollable rectal tightening, wincing, premature ejaculation, and liver failure.

Every time Sara opens her dumb fucking mouth in public I get the ringles.

by UnclePigFat December 23, 2009

Ringmer

the crappiest secondary school ever, you are subject to hard work, massachism, homosexuality and the risk of being raped with a heroin needle

god, that place is such a fucking Ringmer

by 666_nymph June 23, 2009

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019

John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.

As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.

by hackysackman February 18, 2021

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

Is yo ringer on?

Meaning to be on it game, to be on point. Be alert pay attention. Be on ur shit. Don't miss anything.

Homie 1: yo are we gonna go make this deal?

Homie 2: yeah let's do this.
Homie 1: is yo ringer on?
Homie 2: yes let's make sure we all got out ringer on tonight

by StiNA TrASh WhITe October 3, 2016