rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

rigimortis

British slang for an erection.

"My wee wee is stricken with rigimortis"

by Brittney <3 June 22, 2007

Rigor mortis

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.

by americas favorite cookie June 18, 2005

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

by Kief Chief November 15, 2016

Rigormortits

REALLLLY firm tits.

Hey, her tits are so hard I think rigormortits has set in.

by CBlack May 10, 2010