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The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
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Rigid bod

Squaddie Term for somebody who is seen as professional and ally asf
See that geezer he’s a rigid bod
by REmFy sniper February 17, 2022
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Rigid

Eric: This stuffing was cooked too long and now it’s dry. This ain’t done right!
Tara: Honey, stop being so rigid and eat the damn dressing!
by Knowsomuch November 24, 2018
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Rigid Back

Spinal column clearly visible and back is boney, no clarting resitance or any bounce/jiggle

Normally very lightweight jaun, petite but can go all night an ride like a playboy fuck bunny

**May hurt hip bone and pelvic symphysis after minimal thrusting**
"Cheeeeh bruv, she was a rigid back last night, mans pelvis is well bruised"

"Show us bruv, never clarted one of dem gyal"

"Ay fam it was bare long, but lowkey treata styll, bare aggy"
by TheBruddas May 28, 2022
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Rigide

My teacher is so rigide!
by Schlotte24 February 12, 2019
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Rigid

When someone has agreed to do sexual acts but then says no on the day
Guy “ so we alone on this bed, let’s get freakkky
Girl “ nahhh let’s just watch tv ok

Guy “ bruhhh why you moving rigid “
by big man like me July 15, 2020
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