cunt rifle

Someone that is such a cunt, they are literally emanating cuntness out of themselves at a very high speed, therefore becoming a cunt rifle.

Someone that is always being a cunt and looks for opportunities to be a cunt, shooting others down.

Tasha turned into a cunt rifle last week after her PMS made everyone hate her.

John: What's up Sam?
Sam: Hey fuck you John, you can suck a dick.
John: What the hell... fucking cunt rifle.

by Chobhat April 23, 2008

riled

a; Excited, worked up, often to the point of ridiculous behavior, or to the point of fighting.

b; Gettin' a woman all horny.

-developed in the dirty south

"Bobby's all riled up! He's gonna whoop some ass!"

"I done got her all riled!"

by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005

chowder rifle

The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.

“Girl, you tryna catch this chowder rifle?”

by Backdoor Cyrus June 1, 2019

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

Don Santos' Famous Hunting Rifle

The greatest and most epic weapon in World of Warcraft.
You will see shock and awe in the faces of the trade channel if you link this item on the Lightning's Blade realm.

{2. Trade}{n00b}: What's so great about {Don Santos' Famous Hunting Rifle}?
{2. Trade}{KewlGuy}: OMGWUT!? Chuck Norris uses {Don Santos' Famous Hunting Rifle} to kill dinosaurs!
{2. Trade}{ChuckNorris}: Who, me??
{2. Trade}{Omgstabz}: OMGWUT!? HOW U GET THAT NAME!!!?

by Chiknwing May 1, 2008

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

Black Rifle

Slang term used to describe rifles that are considered "Assault Rifles". Typically a "Black Rifle" is used in reference to a AR15 type rifle which is typically finished with a black parkerized finish.

"I use my black rifle to defend my family from sheeple"

by Lars from Mars September 5, 2004