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John Ritter

An American actor most known for his roles in Three's Company, 8 Simple Rules and a guest appearance in M*A*S*H. John Ritter's birthdate was 17th of September 1948 and his date of death was 11th of September 2003. He died of an aortic dissection, will be forever remembered.
RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
Three's Company
8 Simple Rules
M*A*S*H
by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006
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When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
by Balls™ April 26, 2004
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See you at the party, Richter!

Originated from the movie Total Recall. As Quaid (played by Schwartzenegger) is about to have his memory wiped, which would turn him into one of the bad guys, Richter sarcastically says "See you at the party" - implying that they would be partners at that point.

Quaid escapes and later kills Richter. As Richter falls to his death, Quaid yells at him, "See you at the party, Richter!"

This can be randomly yelled for no reason or if you've just beaten someone in some contest. Or if you just threw someone to their death - you can yell it as they are falling.
After knifing a sniper in the head in COD4 multiplayer: "See you at the party, Richter!"
by zerocool21 July 7, 2009
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Stupid wannabie losers who drive shitty cars with huge wings, fart cannons, lots of stickers that don't even match the manufactuer of the car, and they drive with the seats all the way back while blasting 50 Cent. Usually seen circling around high schools trying to pick up girls.
I saw this one ricer who put a bunch of Type R stickers on a Mazda MX6. Can you say retard?
by Seth March 26, 2004
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A person who has a Japanese car that was made to go fast and handle well (Skyline, S2000, Impreza, RX7, even the Miata), and makes it go faster and handle better without making it look ugly is not a ricer.

A person who has a Japanese(typically, though ricers have been known to rice-out American and European cars) car (like the Civic) that was made to go slow, and makes the car look incredibly ugly by way of "aero kits" that are ineffective/detrimental to the car's aerodynamics is a ricer. This person could also have installed an "exhaust system" which eliminates all backpressure, including the backpressure the engine needs, which causes backfiring, loss of torque, and the infamous "farting in a coffee can" exhaust note. Furthermore, this person could have installed a set of comically large rims wrapped with almost non-existent tires, eliminating all sidewall and imparting to the car the ride qualities of a broken suspension. Lowering could have been performed by cutting the springs, which reduces ride height by softening the springs, which in turn renders the springs less useless. This is why ricers must slow to 2 miles per hour for speedbumps to avoid bottoming out.

The true hallmark of a ricer is that little to no useful engine modifications have been performed.
A non-ricer may have a small spoiler for rear downforce to even out weight distribution and increase stability at speed.

A ricer has so much "aero kits" that there is drag slowing the car, or the downforce that kicks in at speed will not let the car accelerate.
by ricer=stupid December 2, 2004
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Ricer - Any person who adds tasteless modifications to a perfectly normal automobile.
We're not anti-import...
We're anti-idiot......

www.anti-rice.com
by Veritas May 1, 2004
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Someone regardless of ethnicity with any vehicle regardless of type that put money into the cosmetics of their vehicle instead of performance and treats it as though it will beat anything it up against.
by maximalove1996 June 27, 2003
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