ribbit

an onomonpeoa used to describe the sound of a frog without making a fool of ones self

The frog goes ribbit.

by master stghm April 4, 2004

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

blue ribbon committee

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009

Ribbon Theory

An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.

Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.

by Prof. Stephen Hawking January 18, 2006

Ribboned

1. to talk to someone, pretending you are someone else with the intention of making fun of them later.

"We totally ribboned James and we got him to tell us about his jerking off habits!"

by theribbonator June 18, 2008

Blue Ribbon Ass

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

by Iris Kon May 6, 2010

ribbonroad

No one understands this type of person. Always confused, and often seen eating glue. If you spot a ribbonroad in the wild, do not make eye contact! If you do, he will adopt you and never leave your house. He will eat your snacks, hog your gaming system, and plug the toilet. Beware!

ribbonroad clogged the shitter

by mrpeepeplace March 19, 2023