revision

Probably what you should be doing right now...

Instead you come here to procrastinate.

Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.

by nFuriate December 11, 2007

darrelle revis

Starting Cornerback for the New York Jets Football team. Reps the #24, is definitively the best corner in the NFL behind nmadi asomugha after shutting down andre johnson and randy moss in consecutive weeks without safety help. He is still young and went to his first pro-bowl in 2009, and should be headed to many more in his long career ahead.

Dude, yesterday at my game i had a 3 interceptions, 1 returned for a touchdown, 6 tackles, a sack, and a forced fumble.
What are you darrelle Revis?

by nyj80 October 3, 2009

Volvic Revive

Volvic revive is a sports drink developed by the Volvic company. It is sold in the U.k. and has advertisements featuring Tyrannosaurus Allen and George Volcano.
It is known for it's Ads because they are widely considered humorous. Youtube poop has used George the volcano and volvic revive to a certain extent, such as the attack used by mario in one of his many pokemon style battles with Luigi.

Do you perhaps drink new hydration Volvic Revive?

by Volvic reviver November 2, 2010

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Something I see after I send a definition to UD.

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Oh.

by Thanks! We've sent you an em April 4, 2013

Rambo revive

A player who plays a medic in the Battlefield series who instantly revives his teammates at inappropriate times (e.g. when there are still enemies near them), causing them to most probably die again very soon afterwards, which will have a negative impact on the revived soldier's KDR (for as far as they care about that).

A medic typically performs Rambo revives when he is a n00b just to get lots of points or does it for the lulz when he is a troll who likes to fck his teammates.

The "Rambo" part comes from the typical Rambo-style dash into groups of enemies just to get points for reviving teammates lying there. However, unlike Rambo, it is very likely that they both die in a matter of seconds.

Soldier: *dies while fighting enemies close-by*
Medic: *revives soldier* I got ya all fixed up!
Soldier: *dies again by same enemies*
Soldier: You just pulled another Rambo revive on me, FFS STOP REVIVING ME F*CKING MORON, MY KDR IS DROPPING BELOW 1 THIS WAY!!ONE!

by Koaieus December 11, 2011

revision

student's version of Hell

by Diza May 3, 2003

The Food Reviewer

The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.

A typical clip from the food reviewer

"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"

by noap July 4, 2012