retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group

Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.

by szyslak September 16, 2008

retardaranger

A complete moron, and/or retard. Easily comparable to a power ranger.

Calm down, why are you so stupid u retardaranger!

by Neiler May 21, 2008

Retardasaur

A person who is just a real retard. A Jonathan Canter, if you will. If you're around someone and no one really likes them, but everyone knows of them, or if someone is just being really dumb and/or awkward.

Jonathan Canter: Guys why am I so fat and a retardasaur?

Austin: Probably because you skip school, and eat too much.

Jonathan Canter: Nah, that can't be it

by Exo Uno Plures September 26, 2011

Retardament

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.

He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments

by mbmb111 January 18, 2009

retardland

Retardland equals USA

A: where are you from?
B: i am from usa.
A: oh you mean retardland?

by Yulice May 10, 2018

retardaway look

Similar in nature to the 'faraway look' (she was pretty from far away, but up close she is sort of ugly). The retardaway look is where someone looks like a retard from far away, but up close looks pretty normal.

"I was in Wal Mart yesterday and there was this guy with the retardaway look working the door. From far away he looked like a retard, but when I got close he looked pretty normal."

by T_C_D November 19, 2007

retardaton

A blend of "retard" and "automaton." A person who agrees with everyone else without thinking about it first

Anyone who likes John Mayer is a retardaton.

by Michael Kohelet February 13, 2005