Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010

Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.

-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!

by THE_Æ June 1, 2009

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)

my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!

by USDBpaddler October 11, 2009

Restless Bean Syndrome

Restless Bean Syndrome, sometimes referred to as RBS, is when a woman has a clitoris that requires more frequent attention than most woman. There is no cure for Restless Bean Syndrome to date. However; one can temporarily reduce the restlessness by pleasuring herself or "flicking the bean."

"Hey Sam I heard Grace was diagnosed with Restless Bean Syndrome, I'm sorry to hear that."

"Sorry everybody, Jonna couldn't make it to the party tonight, her RBS is flaring up. She has been flicking the bean all night."

by Dillie Doe April 21, 2010

ReSheemah

A strong, powerful woman, who truly has a powerful belief of God. She's very hardworking and u would enjoy being around her. She's outgoing and fun and If u meet a Resheema u are very lucky.

Guy 1: u want something to eat.
Girl 1: no I'm broke.
Guy 1: well, I'll pay for it.
Girl 1: How ReSheemah of u!

by Cam'ron McDowell January 4, 2014

Resterection

What you call the boner you get when you lay down for an afternoon nap.

Me: do you get a massive erection when you try and take a nap?
Brian: yeah. It's called a resterection.

by OG Dictionizer May 18, 2016