Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.
last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.
by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009
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My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012
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A known community that originated on ROBLOX during the month of April in 2018. Founded by Xonori also known as Cole who still runs it to this day. Norwegian Resort is a hotel/resort simulation game created on ROBLOX for the fun of users on ROBLOX who are interested and/or intrigued by the community in general and great for new players just now finding about the hotel/resort community as Norwegian Resort offers a great place for beginners as they are not insanely strict and the rules are easy to understand.
Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.
Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.
Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.
Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.
by CewnBoy January 24, 2019
Get the Norwegian Resort mug.While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.
The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.
The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.
I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!
by No Way, Jose September 4, 2008
Get the Last Resort mug.If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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Get the Westgate smoky mountain resort mug.Vella Resort and Spa is a Hotel Group on ROBLOX. One of the first ones created. Currently owned by Aveirx. With a corporate, HR, and MR team.
by Ducktoki May 12, 2018
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