res ipsa loquitur

The thing speaks for itself. Legal term for something which is self-evident.

"They misunderestimate me." -- George W. Bush

by Kurtz February 10, 2004

Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.

“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack

by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021

Res Judicata

1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.

The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

res vom

"residual vomit"

vomit that is found -- usually in small quantities -- in the general vicinity surrounding the actual spot of the vomit

Allie: My foot is wet.
Peter: Did I spill my drink again?
Allie: Don't think so. Wait... don't tell me it's Mark's vomit?
Peter: It shouldn't be. He puked in the sink.
Seetha: I think Allie might have stepped in some res vom from when he was walking over to the sink.
Allie: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Peter Baltera January 14, 2008

res blast

the act of hitting a dry bowl(no weed in it) in order to heat and cherry the pot resin to get high. often done the week after a working pot head quits his or her job.

Rusty: shit man i have no pot.

Dale me either lets just res blast these pipes.

by azsjkhbnmgtr February 8, 2010

Res Nug

A large clump of res in the shape of a nug created from excessive pot smoking. This res is formulated from the cleansing of your bowl/bong and when smoked, gets you extra, extra high.

Dude that res nug is about to put me to sleep-ington.

by Wellington McBluff September 12, 2010

res-erection

A random boner you recieve during a religious service.

Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.

by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011