Definitions by Kurtz

Schadenfrown 

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

Schadenfrown by kurtz February 4, 2015

VD Swab 

That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.

Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.

VD Swab by kurtz December 30, 2014

res ipsa loquitur 

The thing speaks for itself. Legal term for something which is self-evident.

"They misunderestimate me." -- George W. Bush

res ipsa loquitur by Kurtz February 10, 2004