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A Man who Repairs unbroken items. He tends to act like The Cat in the Hat at time, and has a tendency to piss people the fuck off.
Dude 1: Damn the remote's broken.

Dude 2: Nah, it just needs new batteries.

RMMMMMMM: I'll save the day because I am Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man . . . (*crash*)

Dude 2: Hide the remote man!

Dude !: I can't he broke my fucking arm, asshole.
by Jolly Ranchers September 27, 2009
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redneck-repair six

Refers to da half-dozen "main" or "lifesaver" items --- duct tape, WD-40, expanding-foam insulation, hose-clamps, deck/drywall-screws, and zip-ties --- dat backwoods-bumpkins absolutely rely on to get them through da day, due to these products' incredible versatility and their robust/reliable ability to "save the day" in so many occasions.
The classic "redneck-repair six" can get you out of so many everyday jams that you could probably never catalogue them all. (Think, using a Pringles-can to splice a busted radiator-hose till you can get home, re-attaching a broken tail-light, or adding mirrors on your kid's bicycle if you need him to run an emergency errand downtown.) Just watch the Red Green Show if you need any proof or examples. :P
by QuacksO June 23, 2019
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2-valve Regenerative Repair System

The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.
I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.
by Stratton 2-valve September 9, 2020
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smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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creased beyond all repair

A term similair to "FUBAR" It is when a item of clothing get such a serious crease or a number of creases that can never be removed.
You take a slightly creased shirt from a bag, put it on and wear it for a whole day, then wear it to a disco that night. When you return home you roll it up and throw it on the ground. In the morning your shirt is officially "CBAR" or "Creased Beyond All Repair"
by Maristboyz212 December 7, 2010
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post-repair high-five

Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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