feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

relathingship

Having hardcore sex with a horse.

James had relathingship with the horse.
James relathinged the horse.

by Jarlies Films July 14, 2023

retching

Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting

Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch

by Htrmcq June 19, 2017

Ritchings

Probably the best Last Name ever, name for a family that are loud, crazy, and don't take shit from everyone. Everybody who meets a member of the Ritchings family they automatically have a sudden urge to join the family because they are just that fun. The Ritchings have a great ability to hold liquor and chug it faster than the normal person. If you are a member of the Ritchings family, you will either have very light skin with a pink tone or very tan, because we are Italian.

Amanda: Did you see that family?!
Kris: yea, they were almost as cool as the Ritchings

by Pirate Ritchings October 26, 2011

Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.

Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."

by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

Reaching for the money

Producing an inferior product in order to cash in on a popular idea. My friend and I originally coined this term to describe mediocre sequels to popular horror films.

Reaching for the money usually happens when someone, after coming up with a popular idea, is corrupted by greed and slaps together a quick sequel.

After watching Hellraiser 5, I could tell the producers were reaching for the money.

by Zach D W September 14, 2008