Reload

When you have sex with a girl that has had multiple unprotected partners previous to you recently. She is so full of cum that she jams some of their sperm into your dick. When you blow your load it mixed with other guys. Therefore you shot a reload.

My buddy John slept with the town bicycle. He was the tenth guy in a week. He gave her a nice reload.

by KTeacherK November 4, 2021

Cover Me I'm Reloading

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.

Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010

remoobal

The removal of a man's flabby woman-esque breasts, via the means of cosmetic surgery.

"Rob looks hot now that he got his remoobal."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

relol

v. The act of remembering something funny from a previous time and laughing about it again.

Friend 1: Dude remember that movie last night?
Friend 2: Relol!

or

I just relolled thinking about that movie last night.

by LL Cool Tay September 21, 2009

relope

to remarry to your ex spouse in a rush and on the sly; i.e., to "re-elope".

Have you seen Don and Annie lately ? No, but I heard that they flew to Vegas and reloped - crazy.

by T. Clark March 7, 2008

reloaddiction

When somebody is constantly reloading his gun in a game, mostly in FPS shooters like Call of Duty, to make sure he/she doesn't run out of bullets in close quarters combat, even though his clip is almost entirely full.

Somebody that has a reloaddiction (aka "reloadaholic") doesn't care how much time the process of reloading will take, nor if it's necessary, nor if it puts them in danger of getting killed. A reloadaholic will never walk with a gun without a fully loaded clip.

(one guy playing CoD, other one's watching)

Guy2: Holy shit dude, I just saw three guys going around the corner, get them!

Guy1: Hold on, gotta reload first

Guy2: Your clip is almost full, just get them before you lose them!

(Guy1 gets killed)

Guy2: You stupid shit. You got a serious reloaddiction, you know that?

Guy1: ..yeah so..??

by lifeislikeadicegame December 7, 2010

the reload

When an uncircumcised man cannot copulate, so his circumcised bro lends him a hand and blows a load in his foreskin. The uncircumcised man then ejaculates onto his partner with the borrowed sperm. This male ritual is the peak of "bros before hoes" mentality.

Dick: Dude, I need some help here. I blew my last load with that hoe Julia, I need a donation for my sperm bank
Johnson: Sure brah, have some of mine
Dick: Thanks for the reload, brah

by Ron Jeremy, SJ May 6, 2016