red baron

after engaging in sexual activities with a woman on her period you slap her in the face with your vaginally painted member whilst humming dum duh duh duh duhh dum duh duhh duhh duhh dumm du duh duuuuuhhhh!!!

im sure you all know what song im talking about.

by mcgruff October 13, 2004

Red Baron Mouth

The pain and sensitive rawness of one's mouth for a day or two, after eating a frozen pizza too quickly after leaving the oven. Leaving your mouth singed from the molten cheese and tomato sauce.

My case of Red Baron mouth made to eat anything salty the next day, I really should have waited a few more minutes to start eating that frozen pizza.

by BayAreaNick February 24, 2010

Slap of the Red Baron

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.

"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"

by PoetForSale March 22, 2010

red baron

When you are too drunk to realize a girl is fucking ugly and on her period and you continue to fuck her and realize the next day what you did.

Man Logan was really the Red Baron last night.

by byard October 28, 2006

Red-Baron-Syndrome

When you burn your mouth because you couldn't wait for your oven pizza to cool down.

I burnt the roof of my mouth off when I got Red-Baron-Syndrome.

by Izzman June 28, 2013

Red Baron

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.

matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass

by justin vanover October 16, 2007

Dirty Red Baron

When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.

Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.

by Clint Licker November 16, 2021