recipriversexcluson

A fundamental concept of Bistromathematics, as described in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, "a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself". Similar to, and easily confused with the related principle by which knowing that the answer is 42 precludes knowing the question.

42 is not a recipriversexcluson, because it really is the location of Stavromula Beta. What is precluded about 42 is knowing that Stavromula Beta is the question.

Yes, I am allowed to say so. In fact it's a necessity, because every publication of Hitchhiker is required, by yet another similarly related principle, to contradict all previous publications of it.

by Downstrike May 26, 2007

reciprostitution

the act of repaying favors with...
a. hookers
b. friends who are given away as hookers

I owe my buddy a weekend golf trip but I cant make it so I'll just get him laid... that would be reciprostitution

by nippleripper May 5, 2010

Reciprokwolate

Ghetto term for taking the reciprocal of multiplying by the reciprocal of a number.

Yo, we gunna reciprokwolate in math today?

by mistah_glassah November 25, 2013

Reciepts

Evidence of a person’s hypocrisy, often pulled from past social media or text conversations

She was lying about the fight and so I showed everyone the reciepts

by Bruised soup August 5, 2019

Bitch and You Shall Recieve

When you arent getting what you want in a video game, you promptly complain about the specific item you need, and almost immediately it shows up.

Dammit, I need a healing item! Oh look, first aid spray. Bitch and You Shall Recieve.

by Dbcw April 23, 2023

recieve

A common misspelling of "receive". Some smartasses like to "criticize" this mistake, but "they're" usually the ones who make the actually irritating misspelling of many other words.

Look at these morans! 'Their' 'writting' the word receive wrong, but 'there' 'totaly' 'delireious' 'aboot' it! They 'should of' not 'writen' recieve!

by DJDash February 28, 2009

[recieve]

The spelling bee champion of his 1st grade class above me neglected to correctly spell "acquired", so it seems all of you who are reading this get a double-dose of spelling corrections.

Receive, as you know, means to have aquired something. recieve

by JDee123 January 14, 2009