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humorless receptacle

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a cunt who can't take a joke.
Frasier - So I posted the joke about the priest, the plumber, and the stripper on Facebook, and Maris' best friend called me a sexist, racist moron.
Niles - Wow, what a humorless receptacle.
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cum receptacle

Name for a man who eats too much cum and gets fucked up his ass one too many times. Also known to have STD's.
My cousin Sal is a cum receptacle.
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linear receptacle

A linear receptacle is a receptacle on a gravponics system and is used when describing the gravponics basics
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Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".
"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"
by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006
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Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!
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shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.
If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!
by everlife6 May 2, 2009
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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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