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Relish Delight

While performing oral sex, the woman throws up in her mouth while the man ejaculates swallowing both at the same time
Did you hear? Sam gave a guy a Relish Delight in the Primanti’s parking lot!
by Relish Delight Queen June 4, 2021
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Realshed

A word you use to mess with people named tommy
Me: Realshed

Tommy: wtf is Realshed
by EVETTYSPAGETTI September 27, 2023
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Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Réalistan

Réalistan is another name for the island of Montréal, a large city in Québec, Canada.

Other names include Real City and Mount Real.
Im going back to Réalistan tomorrow.

My boyfriend is Réalistani.

Réalistani's are so stylish.
by SKnowledge April 2, 2011
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Kmart realism

A minimalist style of writing often used in short fiction. It usually features depressed middle class working people in bleak settings. The term "Kmart realism" was originally meant to be insulting. Authors include Tao Lin, Chris Killen, Joy Williams, Ann Beattie, Frederick Barthelme, and (to a lesser extent) Sam Pink.
"Sometimes when dolphins went to playgrounds alone they did the monkeybars and went to the swings and on the swings thought, "I hate this stupid world."

They thought, "I hate it."

They cried a little with the wind against their face.

They felt so bad that they went away.

And found Elijah Wood and told Elijah Wood to go with them and Elijah Wood went--because he thought it was a movie. Elijah Wood and other celebrities like Salman Rushdie rode dolphins in rivers. Salman Rushdie felt proud and famous. And the dolphins swam to islands and beat Elijah Wood and the other famous people with heavy branches. They cried when they murdered human beings, and it was terrible.

One dolphin had a battle axe and killed Wong Kar-Wai."

Tao Lin, a writer of "Kmart realism".
by electric organism September 30, 2009
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gentlemans relish

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
by Chips March 19, 2004
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realist

A person who believes in facts to determine truth. Either deeply Objective or extremely Subjective.
Often used to describe people who'se political views hold no right/left-wing loyalty and instead use objective information in order to determine their stances on issues.
Also a term used to describe Atheists and Agnostics incorrectly. Realists are often Atheists and/or Agnostics because Theism goes against their nature to believe only facts and instead rely on faith.
Realists suffer from trust/confidence issues and are often apathetic because they uaually refuse to act without knowing the reprocussions beforehand. Realist's don't normally react well to society because of their refusal to fall under social categories and because their lack of trust in others often forms ego problems.
Non-Realist: "The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were our only hope to defeating Japan."
Realist: "According to General MacArthur, General Eisenhower, General Spaatz, Fleet Admiral Nimitz, and many other extremely high ranking US officials in charge of the pacific at the time both bombs were extremely unnecessary as Japan would have surrendered regardless. Actually the bombs played little effect as the Russians taking Manchuria is what ultimately made Japan surrender. The Atomic bombs were really nothing more than a giant war crime that Truman got away with."
by Castlequeenside December 25, 2006
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