reidtard

n. Offensive Slang

Used as a disparaging term for a person with the intellectual capacity of a cabbage.

Person X: "A, B, C, E, F, G, L, 17, Papua New Guinea, B, Q, R, S, T, U, Triangle, Y, Z"

Person Y: "Wtf? You're such a reidtard."

by Reidtard Submission Man December 21, 2005

Reidtard

A unique type of retard that only applies to people with the name of Reid. Reidtards are usually white fuckboys who try to act hard and ghetto but end up making fools of themselves. Many times they have sly grins and laugh loudly at their own jokes and at normal things, such as a waitress asking for their order.

Ugh, he tries to act so tough but he’s just a reidtard...

by Scraloni January 2, 2020

Reidtard

A mentaly disfunctional person who thinks it's cool to say the word Butch every five freegan seconds.

Man, can you believe that reidtard.

by Taylor Kato December 9, 2007

Roadtard

Roadtard is a play on the word "roadguard", which is used to refer to a member of a military flight who stands in the way and blocks oncoming traffic so the flight can have safe passage across a roadway.

A roadtard is a roadguard who performs their duties in a ridiculous and/or mockworthy manner.

"Did you see the getup that roadtard was wearing today?" "Yeah, that's Freddy. Freddy the Roadtard."

by Benjamin Jason June 2, 2008

Redtarded

A word which describes a Redheaded woman who has her head up her ass and is always in search of approval from others.

She is so Redtarded and should have more self confidence.

by geneva red February 27, 2011

Redtard

n.,pn. 1. A member of the Red Army. 2. A Red Army member so retarted that calling him a retard offends retards everywhere.

"Grif, you Redtard!" ~Sarge

by Havoc October 26, 2004

redtard

a retard that also has red skin and usually early puberty

Gang of kids: piss off to the zoo jeremy you redtard
Loner(jeremey): it doesnt feel right

by gazzathatplaysdrums February 6, 2009