Readtarded 

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.

Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?

Readtarded by SEMFP June 14, 2013

Reecetardation 

3 Levels of being a Reecetard
Tier 1 - Stupid, Snarky, Snide and/or useless comments or statement.
Tier 2 - Random sentence which contains incorrect information and/or a rhetorical question/statement which they expect an answer

Tier 3 Full Retard

Example of Tier 2 Reecetardation
Person 1 - "im soooo hungry, i really want to order a pizza, i want a pizza"
Person 2 - *inhead* (just order one then)

Reecetardation by Donofthesimps May 16, 2020

Rectard 

A Rec Room Retard

Nah, this Rec Room Player Is A Rectard

Rectard by Mr.KindaSus June 19, 2023

alligator reacharound 

An alligator reacharound is where a person comes up from behind and grabs a man's dick and balls and twists them as hard as possible.

Watch out for that lady, she's known for her alligator reacharound.

alligator reacharound by Geksyxgen October 1, 2021

Ryanair Reacharound 

To place one’s arm through gap of Ryanair’s seats and pleasure the passenger infront

God I’m going to use ryanair again, I got a great Ryanair reacharound

Ryanair Reacharound by Smegles June 17, 2022

Roane County Reacharound 

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.

David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.

Roane County Reacharound by williec29 March 22, 2014

realtard 

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

realtard by Davis Hay February 15, 2009