Randy Ebright

Drummer for that Crazy Mexican band Molotov. Born in the US then moved to Mexico to hide from the police. Nicknamed "El Gringo Loco" (The Crazy Gringo) due to his ability to get in enough trouble to get the police department interrogate him for issuing death threats as a prank to his teacher.

Randy Ebright is a perfect example that not all gringos are "puñeteros"

by gutymunoz92 June 2, 2010

Ramy's Law

Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."

by gordo2dope November 15, 2004

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

Randy Jade

the hottest mf from dial town

Person 1: Randy Jade is hot
Person 2: IK!11!1

by kelseystarzz March 21, 2022

pulling a Randy

Getting so drunk you dance when there isn't even music

Yo, Frank was pulling a Randy so hard he fell down the stadium rows!

by jello132 April 11, 2015

Randy Scouse Git

A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.

by Christine May 3, 2006

PRO_rANDY

When u stand in dog shit, PRO_rANDY is the bit that gets into all the grooves and u cant scrape it off

PRO_rANDY enjoys the odd thrust of a pork sword up his ass

by JamieClegg no. February 18, 2005