Blind Randy

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

by thunderchicken March 1, 2012

big dick randy

An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away

Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"

by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023

randy spaniel

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.

by thornhero March 4, 2011

Randy Conklin

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Randy Quaid

(adjective) referring to a man who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent; crazy, insane, psycho, postal, Evi Quaid

He thought she cheated on him, and then he went all Randy Quaid on her.

by sere450 December 24, 2010

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Randy Strohmeyer

AKA R2K, Fine ass robot that rocks out in Finch! He has robot like qualities, shooting projectials out of his arms...Randor 2000!

Is that food, you better put that in my mouth! Nickka! Fade to Black.... (Essence of R2K)

by oh you know who... August 26, 2003