Raccoon

Someone who is loud and annoying at first. Also known as Tommyinnit.

Tubbo: “Tommy you’re a raccoon! ”

by Dabee❤️ February 18, 2022

raccoon

the animal that ate my sweet pet ducks Lucy and Dezzie.

One time a big raccoon came and said "Yum, free duck!" and my poor chicken Big Mama had to watch it murder my poor duckies. My mom cried. And now i have no ducks and a traumitized chicken.

by Leticia July 17, 2005

Raccoon

Someone who is always found in or near the trashcan.

Person 1: Hey I saw that raccoon diggn' around in the Trashcan Last night.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.

by Mutantbabylover November 23, 2009

raccoon

a girl, or woman, who dates a man only for his money.

i.e. she digs through trash looking for the good stuff.

Rhonda is only dating Bob for his money. She is such a raccoon!

by redwood johnson October 1, 2008

Raccoon

An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.

You'll know a Raccoon when you see one...

by AxisOfSmeagol October 24, 2012

Raccoon

A 12 inch cock

I know what you’re talking about keint and yes I have a raccoon

by Hahahahdhhfidnfurnfig June 7, 2018

Raccoon

An annoying little thing that goes through your trash and is a slur on the game known as Warframe.

Stacy: That guy is such a Raccoon

Karen: That's why I took the kids.

by Unironic Cloud Shrug March 20, 2019