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Tattoo Remorse

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Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009
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When traveling via automobile in a hurry. The emotional expression of personal regret felt by a person after he or she changes lanes to improve one's ETA and the lane is now worse off.
I was stuck behind a senior citizen call pool vehicle so I changed lanes and now the blue haired lady passed me. I am suffering from lane-change-remorse.
by Darrin Zehnpfennig February 15, 2009
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boinker's remorse

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Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)
Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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Eater's Remorse

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The deep feeling of regret one feels after eating a large some of food, eating something unhealthy, or just eating in general.
I always suffer eater's remorse after thanksgiving, thinking of the pounds I'll have gained when I return to school.
by ElSaraness August 28, 2010
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Rumor Queen

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Some stupid dumb-ass anonymous bitch/it thingy who has nothing better to do with their life other than make BHMS and GCHS students lives miserable by being annoying and trying to pull off a "Gossip Girl" and spread rumors about students via Facebook
That pathetic Rumor Queen is always posting rumors about me on Facebook.
by Pants on the Ground =P May 11, 2010
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Printer's remorse

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When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.
Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.
by sean1123 April 13, 2008
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The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.
After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.
by JaysJob June 24, 2009
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