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1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit
I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.
ROLF by Brian August 28, 2004
To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.
My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.
rolf by SalRos May 2, 2020
(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...
rolf by kifykif October 25, 2010
A word originating from stoke on trent. Can be used in an outburst of annoyance or sheer discust and shock.
I slept with ...... last night ---- ROLF

Look at what shes wearing ---- ROLF
Rolf by Adamcwl September 27, 2009
Really Obnoxious Loudmouthed Fatso
Rush Limbaugh is a ROLF
ROLF by iheartjamesbond February 5, 2009
Rolling on laughing floor

The joke is so good that even the floor is laughing. You're rolling on the laughing floor laughing
You're destroying a kid in a game

Kid: Hey dude stop fcking hacking!!

You (BM): ROLF ROLF ROLF
ROLF by Pimp Master ROLF January 12, 2018