Roast

When you're in a group chat and people are making intense fun of each other.

Please read this in an Australian wild life documentary narrator's voice. *clears throat* The wild ---insert name here---, the whitest living creature on the face of the Earth. Some call her a sub-category of Albino. If you look in her general direction, then you have a chance of being permanently blinded. A walking sun. When she wares white nail polish, it looks dark in comparison. I wanted to create a full length documentary on this human, but my producers wouldn't fund it. She is the human embodiment of the dog filter on snap chat. A stereotypical while girl would define her personality perfectly. Oh no... I think she sees me. Okay, I'm safe. Although she may seem cute, and I would agree, the people who she hangs out with are... interesting. I'm just going to leave it at that. She is constantly on her phone, in social media and texting her friends. She is no nerd, rather a popular white girl who poisons those around her. If you ever see her, walk the other direction while you still have your vision. I waisted about 40 minutes writing this, so I am clearly the one who got roasted. Signing off, Joseph the Ausy, goo'day mate.

by ThefourthA May 18, 2018

roast

to have sex with someone.

to "roast" them.

by higuysays January 16, 2011

roast

when a woman is double teamed by two men

"Man, we totally just roasted that chick."

"I think that chick wants a roast."

"ROAST!"

by lethbridge January 16, 2009

Roast

To insult someone; to hurt someone's feelings.

1. AOOOOOOOH! You just got roasted hard!
2. Damn! You just got wrecked!

by MrFazbear04 June 2, 2018

roast

A roast the televised broadcast of a washed up celebrity being made a fool of by an entire group of washed up celebrities telling stupid jokes and trying to revive their already dead career.

The Roast of Pamela Anderson came on tonight, and I saw her fake tits through her see through shirt. And how "surprised" she was when she realized everyone could see them at the end!

by Anonymouslolz August 15, 2007

Roast

Noun. - A person who is in every single way, a pile of meat. More simply, an extremely ugly fat person. An ideal roast, more commonly known as a "roast head", would have a very wrinkley forehead with very saggy proportions, they would succumb to a terribly embarrasing squash shaped head with a chin that just never ceases to amaze you. A roast must also have the lazy personallity to go with it. Someone with starfish like qualities who doesn't accomplish anything in life. Its not a word you can completely understand with out seeing examples...

Very good celebrity examples of roasts or roastheads are the following...

Louie Anderson

Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey

1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!

2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.

by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010

roast

to shut someone down verbally

Don't make me roast you or I'm bout to roast you.

by Kymberle November 14, 2005