realized

The apex of becoming or being real. To be known for being your own individual self, rather than playing the role of what everyone desires you to be. Not a mold of society's expectations. Becoming "realized" requires utmost loyalty and the constant reality of life. Life is not to be lived a dream.

mr. gatsby its about time to get realized

by gehiuwjoafk;sc June 21, 2010

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

REALISE

When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.

When you see your life for what it is.

When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.

When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.

Oh that's how you spell it. With an s not a z. Realise.

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

realizing

The moment when you come to the solution that you messed that f*** up

Been realizing a lot lately.

by Mike Honcho WV June 7, 2017

bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.

"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."

by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006