C.R.F.I.

An acronym standing for "Cake related fatphobic incident", a term coined by award winning plus-sized activist, Virgie Tovar (author of "More to love" and "Sex in the City"), originally describing a situation where a woman virtue-signals her healthiness/thinness by asking for a smaller slice of cake.

However, it may be more broadly used to describe any fatphobic incident involving cake.

"I saw a C.R.F.I. at Shauna's party last week!"

by Odawg1 November 15, 2025

M.I.R.F.

Mom I'd Rather Fuck. When you see a mother and daughter and you would rather fuck the mom because she is far better looking than the daughter.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is bangin'!"
Guy 2: "Yeah but her mom is definitely a M.I.R.F."

by srfsk8snow9 April 3, 2010

W.I.R.F.H

Acronym for "Who Is Ready For Hillary" in reference to Hillary Clinton. Spawned from one of the campaign slogans "Ready for Hillary" W.I.R.F.H was created to streamline the asking process with the goal of determining who exactly is ready for Hillary.

Ron Burgundy: Lets ask that group of transgender conservatives over there W.I.R.F.H

by englishbasementsniffer June 30, 2016

p e r f e c t i o n

Emily

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .

by Connie and Melissa November 14, 2020

p e r f e c t.

Ray <3

Ray is absolutely p e r f e c t.

by Wondercat123 September 23, 2021

N.A.R.F.

a N.A.R.F. stands for, Not A Real Friend. Someone who says they are your friends and thinks you are, but in reality they treat you like shit and ignore you. N.A.R.F.'s are people you want to stay away from. People can also turn into N.A.R.F.'s at any age.

Example: one N.A.R.F. might say, " I have a life or you know I have a life right?" If you ask them why they are ignoring you. You may also ask them a question and they will leave you on open or read, without answering it.

by BigMommmmy⁶⁹⁶⁹ May 12, 2022

P.E.R.F.E.C.T.

P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction', all your puny races
R for 'Revolution', which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise...
E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror', upon you I'll bestow...

Some Bug Guy: *Chuckles* My name is P.E.R.F.E.C.T. Cell. And I'd like to say...
Hello.

by 1 Deleted Account December 24, 2023