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qwank

A quick wank.

That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd.
by .:: Bomber ::. September 3, 2004
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qwinky

Sorry hon - I know that chick is hot but she's totally qwinky. Your vanilla straight boy charms are completely lost on her.
by JdFPirate August 14, 2011
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quonky

I love to quonky
by kbelle16 August 18, 2011
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Quonk

The noise a swan makes
Swan - "Quonk"
by Mark December 30, 2003
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Qwonksexual

Getting a girl in the mood after asking her if she would like to be qwonked in the bush. When getting qwonksexual, it almost always results in getting laid multiple times directly in the bush. This word originated from the extremely famous VRChat YouTuber, Qwonk.
Person 1: Hey gurl, you want me to Qwonk you in the bush?

Person 2: Oooo you’re trying to get qwonksexual with me aren’t you? That’s kinky

Person 1: Cum here and show me that bush

Person 2: OH YES DADDY *spreads legs*
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
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Qwonkitis

An extremely deadly disease from being qwonked directly in the mouth hole with tons of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberry crust (but only when dingleberry crust is present on the outside). Sometimes qwonkitis involves taking a dump with deadly amounts of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You got that qwonkitis?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.

Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
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Qwook

Combination of shook and quaking so you can express the feeling of being completely and utterly shaken to the core.
Jeremy: Omg did you see Angie yesterday? She shaved her head for charity!
Ruby: Yes i am qwook!
by youbuttermycroissant June 2, 2018
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