Quibbledorf

The smaller, lesser-known fifth House of Hogwarts. It is a kind of special-ed House where the wizards with mental handicaps are placed. The House color is chartreuse yellow so that the often wandering students can be found easily. Quidditch is played on the gound with cones and a Nerf ball and the players all wear helmets. The Quibbledorf Trio is Leroy (Harry) who has Tourette's and a stutter, Rain (Hermione) who is mentally handicapped and stares and drools and Sampson (Ron) who has a hunchback and is in love with Rain, constantly wiping her drool.

Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.

Trying to push open a door that says "pull"...Quibbledorf

Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf

Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf

Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."

by the_ec_and_madtown April 20, 2009

Quivering Quim

A vagina at a heightened state of sexual pleasure.

He satisfied her quivering quim with his girthy man tool.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Quim Pot

A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.

Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

quimey

Unique Girl with an Unique name. Puts every man she meets into the Friendzone leading to her troubles with boys. But she's stoll the most amazing girl any guy would come across.

Wow, did you see how Quimey did that !

by TheRealestManEver April 10, 2015

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003

quimby

The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown.

Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.

by mr. re-run October 5, 2011