Quitfire

When a manager wants someone to quit but doesn't want to fire them, he gets them to quit by either discussing the negatives of the position with no solution or positives, or he tells them they wont be successful and displays no confidence in their ability to succeed unit they quit.

After Kevin Grissom knocked up his secretary, he wanted to fire her. He knew it was illegal to fire her for that reason, but knew it was necessary. As a solution he explained to her that the negatives of the position far outweighed any positives and that she should think about that. Consequently, she quit, saving KGrissom from the headache of working with her everyday. It was a textbook quitfire right out of management 101.

by Cross town chocolate October 22, 2013

Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.

"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"

by noraadivad November 12, 2009

quickie gonzalez

to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."

i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.

by nick and david March 2, 2007

Quickie

When you have really short, yet enjoyable sex.

Hanna, the hottest girl in school, accidentally stroked my cock in science when she leant down to pick up her pen. I was rock hard, and she noticed. She looked at my with a hungry look in her eyes before whispering, “Meet me in the janitors closet at recess.”
As soon as the bell rang for the start of recess I ran to the closet, where I found Hanna sitting completely naked, shoving a dildo in and out of her pussy. I somehow got even harder. She stopped fucking herself and started making out with me, unbuttoning my pants and shirt in the meantime. Soon enough, I was naked too. I pushed her into the wall and slammed my solid dick into her tight, wet cunt, and sucked and bit on her tits. She started moaning loudly, and I rammed my length into her pussy even harder and faster. I shot my cum into her cunt, filling it and making it drip with the combination of our cums. She was so pleased that she knelt down in front of me and pushed my entire cock into her mouth. She sucked and swirled for a few minutes before I came in her mouth, and she swallowed every last drop. We both got dressed again and before I left she said, “Meet here, same time, tomorrow?”

I quickly replied, “Only if you promise to last longer next time.”

Turned out, we fucked each other 1-2 times a day for the rest of senior year. We started dating and eventually got married. Now we work at the same place and have quickies once an hour.

by ReeChungusaur November 11, 2019

cheer-up-quickie

A short-term positive action to make you momentarily happy whilst adverting your long-term mental or emotional anguish.

i.e. She ate Ice Cream as a cheer-up-quickie

by J P Lyons June 11, 2006

Quickie dickie

To have sex with the foreskin on an un-circumsized man's penis. By stretching the foreskin over the other man's penis and holding his foreskin over your penis and have sex with it.

Your so gay I bet you just got done doing a quickie dickie.

by Mr. D Spiers April 28, 2014

Quickie in a casket

Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.

Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.

by Sham shake April 22, 2020