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Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 5, 2010
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Quelfing

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
by ricky0144 November 16, 2010
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quiffing

To make love to the quiff in a girl's hair.
Me: you got your haircut?! Wtf I thought we were gonna do some quiffing tonight?

Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
by Conye October 21, 2017
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Queffin Beefin - Queef

qweer
gay
watever u defin queer as
stupid queef
queffin beffin coming through
by myname982 November 10, 2003
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Lord Queefington

by Bubbaqueef May 18, 2010
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quaffing

Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,
Get your quaffing ass over here now

God Summer, stop quaffing around!

I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!
by Axl Foley February 22, 2005
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asian queefing

when an asian girl queefs and it makes this sound ching chang chong
by 123654456789987456321 June 14, 2015
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