"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
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Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
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Me: you got your haircut?! Wtf I thought we were gonna do some quiffing tonight?
Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
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God Summer, stop quaffing around!
I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!
God Summer, stop quaffing around!
I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!
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