quarantine bf 

it’s not about finding a quarantine boyfriend, it’s about developing strong feelings via text that you won’t be able to verify in person until June. “ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO”

I need a quarantine bf, im bored.

quarantine bf by Laurtuc March 18, 2020

Quarantine 2020 

The Time where you can vibe and do whatever you want that doesn't include going outside.

Quarantine 2020 is playing animal crossing new horizons, binge watching stuff and then sleeping for long hours and then eating.

Quarantine 2020 by TheBingoDingo April 6, 2020

Quarantineship 

A temporary relationship either emotional or physical, while quarantined.

Yeah I met him on him and Hinge and now we’re in a quarantineship. I want to meet up with him after the pandemic is over.

We’ve been spending so much time on the phone FaceTiming and texting that we’re in a quarantineship!

Quarantineship by yessithebestie April 16, 2020

Quarantindi 

A cocktail made and consumed during quarantine over Zoom , typically on the birthday of someone named Indi/India

Ingredients:

1) Liquid with the highest alcohol content you can find in the cupboard with the exception of anti bac and bleach

2) An acceptable mixer such as tuna brine or baked bean juice

Method:
Shake and stir

I can’t figure out if it was the Quarantindis that got me so twatted or the fact I started drinking at breakfast.

Quarantindi by schmuffin April 21, 2020

Quarantine boyfriend

The guy that a girl leads on, via Snapchat or even text, during COVID-19 just to get attention. She usually has multiple at once just for her own entertainment. Will most definitely ghost him once it is over.

Jessica- “Quarantine boyfriend #7 is already talking about taking me out for dinner after the stay-at-home order ends”
Ashley- “Little does he know you’ll never speak to him once it does end.. LOL”

Quarantine boyfriend by htwilkins April 28, 2020

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

quarantine fatigue by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

quarantine goggles 

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

quarantine goggles by Dank Frank April 30, 2020