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pyles

the last name for a complete loser that can never get a girl friend.
jack pyles can never get a girl frend
by jackpyled May 9, 2019
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Pyle

An overweight, fat, person who thinks they are an athlete. Interested in fast food and ranch shots. Who cares. Nothing matters.
Bear: Being a total asshole.
Pyle: HURRY UP PAUL!
Bear: Ok
David: I got my clit pierced.
by Fat Pyle October 5, 2019
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Pyle

The nickname given to fat people named Kyle who used to bully other fat people in the past. These people definitely deserve it.
Fpskyle has gained so much weight that we can gladly call him Pyle, that fat fuck.
by Psychomaniac66 May 21, 2020
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Goomer Pyle

Goomer Pyle was a character from the TV series known as "The Andy Griffin Show". In the show Goomer Pyle was a marine who wasn't the smartest person ever. Usually if someone is called Goomer Pyle they are being called: stupid. Basically you've just been insulted.
In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" one of the characters was called Private Goomer Pyle because he was a bit mentally challenged.
by BossyBlossom November 14, 2011
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Comer Pyle

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.
Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?
by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024
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James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.
Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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pyle

pyle is the school all westland kids wish they went to. i don’t go to pyle but at least u don’t go to westland. the girls are thots and the guys are midly attractive, but anything is better then those wannabes at westland
by 12479283 October 20, 2019
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