pyles

the last name for a complete loser that can never get a girl friend.

jack pyles can never get a girl frend

by jackpyled May 9, 2019

Pyle

An overweight, fat, person who thinks they are an athlete. Interested in fast food and ranch shots. Who cares. Nothing matters.

Bear: Being a total asshole.
Pyle: HURRY UP PAUL!
Bear: Ok
David: I got my clit pierced.

by Fat Pyle October 5, 2019

Pyle

The nickname given to fat people named Kyle who used to bully other fat people in the past. These people definitely deserve it.

Fpskyle has gained so much weight that we can gladly call him Pyle, that fat fuck.

by Psychomaniac66 May 21, 2020

Goomer Pyle

Goomer Pyle was a character from the TV series known as "The Andy Griffin Show". In the show Goomer Pyle was a marine who wasn't the smartest person ever. Usually if someone is called Goomer Pyle they are being called: stupid. Basically you've just been insulted.

In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" one of the characters was called Private Goomer Pyle because he was a bit mentally challenged.

by BossyBlossom November 14, 2011

Private Pyling

When you zone out and stare at your homies balls during a Xanax nod.

My buddy got the green xannies, popped six and started Private Pyling my fucking bag.

by Sleepy livers November 22, 2021

Kameron Pyle

The best person to ever exist. He'll win your heart over and then he'll win your mind and soul too. He'll take your hand in marriage and never let go. He's also an amazing father.

Bro! Kameron Pyle is such an amazing man! I just wish He would be with me forever!!!!!!

by Naylz05 June 9, 2023

Comer Pyle

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.

Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?

by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024