pokeage

A lovely and whacky young lady who is crazily obsessive with dildo's; the SupremeDildo on/of SillyGoth. All shall and must hail in her presence.

"*Pokes The Pokeage*"
"Omg, It's Pokeage!"

by FelixTheKat April 21, 2005

pokeaids

A non-medical condition in which someone becomes so addicted to anything related to "Pokemon," and tries to pass along any and all information regarding it to their peers by any means necessary

Person 1: Hey man, what's up?

Person 2: Not much, I can't get Jerry to leave me alone with all his Pokemon crap, he keeps telling me how a snorlax can pull ten Pokemon.

Person 1: Sorry to hear that, I guess Jerry has Pokeaids.

by Ray Grant December 30, 2008

pukealicious

An adjective describing something as being very disgusting and sickening or worthy of one vomiting over it.

Woah, that roadkill over there sure is pukealicious.

by M.R. March 28, 2004

Pukealicious

noun: and extremely nauseaous state of being
adjective: anything that makes a person sick, faint or close to vomiting

noun: After seeing that slasher movie, alyssa felt exceedingly pukealicious.
adjective: Did you see the pukealicious dress she's wearing?? I think I need some air.

by HannahBannah March 4, 2008

Pokeapork

1. To ask for something that you know will be rejected.

2. To express frustration or annoyance at somebody who keeps on pestering and can't keep their mouth shut.

Origins: to poke a pork and to expect it to 'oink'.

1. Teen: dad, can I have this new VW Golf GTi?

Dad: pokeapork, son.

2. Guy: Hey what's up?

Girl: Good.

(2 minutes later)

Girl: *adjust her seat

Guy: *guy notices* What's up?
Girl: Oh its nothing.
Girl: *flings her hair out of habit
Guy: *notices* What's up?
Girl: ....pokeapork

by Kingsleysordeling November 1, 2010

Pukeasaurus

Someone of whom is very large (read: fat) and possibly ugly, yet believes themselves to be really attractive and so dresses to show off their body. Imagine a really big girl, wearing a very short skirt. If you've just turned away and feel like you're about to puke at the sight/thought, then you have yourself a Pukeasaurus.

Dan: Hey Joe, check out that chick!
*Joe turns to look*
Joe: Ah dude no! Such a pukeasaurus.
*Joe turns to face away from her, sickened by the sight*

by Kaartis September 28, 2012

Pokéaboo

A fusion between the word "Pokémon" and "weeabo", it refers to one who downloaded the app Pokémon GO just to join the bandwagon of people who are also playing it. This person almost always has very poor knowledge of the Pokémon franchise (anime, games, lore, etc.) to the point of them once in a while say really stupid things, make terrible associations or just be in general a noob.

"I saw a couple of teenagers playing Pokémon GO in the park last night, so I decided to bring some nostalgia back by playing the first opening of the Pokémon anime. I lowered my car's window, cranked up the volume and played it. When it started, they turned their faces to me and started to stare at me like if I was some weird guy with strange music tastes. It kept going like that until the word "Pokémon" was blared out, to then they turn back to their phones and completely ignore me.
I don't think I wanna live in a world with Pokéaboos..."

by Fanta_Knight August 6, 2016