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yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote December 17, 2012
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Pygmy

A tribe which is native to the forests of Congo.
The adult men of this tribe tend to average less than 152.4 cm (5'0). They also tend to have a small penis.
Look, a Pygmy boy is on the way to college.
He has a Pygmy penis.
by Bonganikhimachu January 22, 2023
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Pygmy

A mishearing of the phrasepick me
Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”
by Flutey Tooti April 15, 2023
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pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.
I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point
by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025
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What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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