pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.

I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point

by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Furtive Pygmy

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten

Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten

by John Dark Soul May 11, 2025

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 07, 2025

Pygmy

A mishearing of the phrase “pick me”

Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”

by Flutey Tooti April 16, 2023

Pygmy

A tribe which is native to the forests of Congo.
The adult men of this tribe tend to average less than 152.4 cm (5'0). They also tend to have a small penis.

Look, a Pygmy boy is on the way to college.
He has a Pygmy penis.

by Bonganikhimachu January 23, 2023

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.

I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.

by WileECoyote February 15, 2012