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grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.
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Porta Potties

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
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putting the cart before the horse

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.
by KeeganBM June 1, 2014
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Patti LuPwned

Being forcibly ejected from a theatre, concert hall, or arena for taking photos or video during a performance.

The term comes from an incident on 10 January 2008 when Patti LuPone stopped the performance of "Gypsy" to scold an audience member, then proceeded to have him removed from the theatre.
USHER: "Sir, I'm sorry but photography is not allowed in this theatre."
D-BAG: {click}
USHER: "Ok, sir, I'm sorry, but you are going to have to leave... now."
D-BAG'S FRIEND: "Dude, you just got Patti LuPwned!"
by Faderjockey January 25, 2009
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putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
by Scoundrel August 10, 2004
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Putting her hair up

To give a super sloppy deepthroat blowjob that requires you to put your hair up beforehand.
Well cindy has been putting her hair up alot for me recently
by jewboi2 July 6, 2018
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putting the blocks to

To have sex with
I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.
by court_case January 16, 2014
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