pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

pushy wrap

Your girl, girlfriend, or booty call.

Whens my pushy wrap gettin here?
Yeah playa, thats my new pushy wrap.

by Joshua Lowery May 9, 2006

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Pushy meas

There are many of me that push (in public).

Usually used when in a cramped area you suddenly cannot take it anymore.

You become Thor-like and part the sea of people with your fists and/or torso.

"Dayum I went all pushy meas when I got on the tube"

by HIJACK October 28, 2013

pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside

I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 4, 2019

pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it just pushes everything else aside

Damn, I could set my drink on that PUSHY TUSHY

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 4, 2019

Pushy Pedals

A children's game, where two people lay on their backs, placing the bottoms of their feet together and pushing their feet (knees to chest) in an alternating movement.

The children laughed with joy as they played pushy pedals on the couch and sang "pushy pedals, pushy pedals, pushy, pushy, pushy pedals!"

by BlossomRu21 November 21, 2020