puritan

adj.) new england slang meaning outdated, or just stupid.

you're so puritan, man, you listen to grunge.

by alexisgojohnson May 20, 2006

Puritan

A person who lives in the woods in Lansing, Illinois. They are typically seen going to GFS.

Me: There are no more puritans.
Her: No, there are still puritans. I see them going to GFS.

by bailette August 17, 2012

Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020

Puritan Party of America

a not yet existing political party Noah Hirsch is trying to form

The Puritan Party of America is more conservative than the Constitution and Tea Parties.

by personwhoiswritingandtalking October 23, 2020

reverse puritan

a person outraged at those not prepared to forget everything and party.

Jim: "Hey, did you hear about the party at Dave's house tomorrow?"

Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."

Jim: "What?!?!"

Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."

by Here's Johnny!!! July 4, 2011

Puritan

A street in Detroit that everyone thinks their from.

Sam: yea man, I’m from Puritan

John: man just stfu, lying ass nigga

by RealRichhhhh February 3, 2020

Booby Puritan

A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.

Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.

by DrAccius October 18, 2021