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finger puppetted 

nah cant be fucked, im finger puppetted..
finger puppetted by buggleberry March 28, 2008
Common between two heterosexual men that do not want to be tagged with the gay stigmata. The first man (puppet) lies nude with a rope tied around his wrist, his hand gripped around his penis. The second man (puppeteer) then pulls the other end of the rope in a style so the original man gets off as though he would be masturbating. Totally NOT GAY.
Hey bro, Ive got major blueballs and cant find a woman to help me out. Mind running a puppeteer for me?
Puppeteer by SodiumBMX February 26, 2010

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.
When a guy, or a girl going commando, zips up his/her pants and gets some of their pubic hair caught in the zipper. As one walks, the zippers pulls up and down on the pubic hair, much as a puppeteer manipulates a puppet.
"Dude, I was in such a rush, I totally got caught in a massive puppeteer."

"Dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like I caught Buckwheat in my zipper."
Puppeteer by Richard Verga October 5, 2012

puppeteering 

" No puppeteering" means to have sex with no strings attached.
Ay shawty! So I'm saying tho...Im trynna smash tha joint...no puppeteering" How you gon' act?
puppeteering by Tianamariee December 9, 2008

Puppeting 

I went to this party and they were puppeting each other
Puppeting by dying Icabod March 2, 2010