puke

ejaculate or sperm being expelled from the penis

Takeshia was playing with Tyrone's big erected pecker. She kissed it, it puked on her, so she broke its neck and it collapsed.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

puke

means beeing who's totaly messed-up

Damn Howe you are a puke

Damn you are a good pukera

by howewookie July 23, 2008

puke

to laugh hysterically. uncontrolled laughing

that joke made me puke for at least 15 minutes

by Forum September 24, 2006

puke

A tiny black anarchist cat-bitch who reigns the laundry as a duke.

THE PUKE ATE MY EARRING! No scone munchies for you!

by Fiend1223edsd November 13, 2009

puke-a-chu

A person who can't hang during a night out of drinking typically evolves into this rare pokemon species. Its only skill is puking at unexplainable and unpredictable times. Despite its rarity, no Pokemon Master wants to catch it. Besides, it will probably stink up the pokeball. It's natural habitat is anywhere near vodka and whiskey--all at once.

"Hold her hair...she just evolved into a puke-a-chu!"

by Kimboses August 27, 2013

Puke Nuke

A massive explosion of vomit, covering several rooms, coming from a wasted guy/girl after a night of heavily drinking.

Friend: Wow, it smells! What happened?

Dude: I totally made a Puke Nuke last night.

Friend: Wicked!

by Masterpuker November 03, 2010

Puke and Parade

when you do not just puke and rally, but throw a whole damn parade.

-coleman can really puke and rally!
- no man, coleman can really puke and parade! He laid five girls after puking, and went to dennys!

by jambomiller March 09, 2011