Peter Puffer

Term used for those who suck dicks, in particular gay men. Commonly mistaken as a term for those who smoke drugs.

Gunny: Are you a Peter Puffer?
PVT: SIR NO SIR!
Gunny: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by Markovzki August 24, 2010

Fluff and Puff

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.

I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.

by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021

Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

piffting

A person who is attractive.

piff = high quality
ting = slang for thing

"bruv, did you see that chick, she was a piffting"

by Artavious November 29, 2011

bump puffies

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

love puff

A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.

'Oh, whoopsy! I did a little love puff!'

by megatea November 9, 2006

fluffy puff marshmallows

Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".

Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"

"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"

"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."

"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"

by The Thnikkaman September 30, 2004