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vagina marshmellows 

A very soft and fluffy vagina, possibly used as food.
"Oh wow, look at those vagina marshmellows on the field."
"Damn, I wanna be drowned in them some day."
"Don't worry... That's how I will die."

Roasting marshmellows 

When you stick your balls into a girls vagina, warming them up to a comfy temperature.
"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"

"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"

shit marshmellows 

to shit marshmellows is when you hear some fantastic news that gets u so excited u could litterally shit marshmellows
i swear im so excited i could shit marshmellows!!
shit marshmellows by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

hot marshmellows 

First coined by Canadian superstar rapper Choclair, the term 'hot marshmellows' refers to the experience of being so sexually satisfied that you feel like you are floating on a bed of hot, sticky marshmallow.
Ryan had me feeling like hot marshmellows last night. He had me screaming for s'more!
hot marshmellows by heartblown April 7, 2017

marshmallow your mum 

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now
I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.
marshmallow your mum by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017

marshmallow your mum 

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"