Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.

by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

Cunt puddle

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

yorkshire pudding

the most amazing accompaniment to proper sunday roast, from the most amazing county in.. fuck it.. the world. it is not a dumpling, it is a YORKSHIRE PUDDING

yorkshire pudding - the pride of our county. =D

by Alice and rose September 11, 2007

solid pudding

Cash, money, dough.

...did not my writings produce me some SOLID PUDDING, the great deficiency of praise would have quite discouraged me.

- Benjamin Franklin, The Way to Wealth (1758)

by R. Firth November 2, 2008

Chocolate pudding

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

by N340 October 10, 2010

puddle of death

a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.

My feet are soaked because I had to walk through that puddle of death to cross the street

by bday maidel February 13, 2014