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Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.
Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005
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Scandal pseudonym

The nickname that you use to call your animal/pet after an event occurs such as a sex scandal or something of that nature to the person that they're named after.
Ex: A bird named Bill Cosby. Would then be referred to as BC,Coby,Bill,etc.
Guy: where's Bill Cosby?
Can of peaches: I believe you mean Beeyacobbee. It's his scandal pseudonym.
by IAmTheGreatLordOreo June 27, 2017
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Pseudopimparalysis

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry
The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.
by InTheSystem February 5, 2010
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Pseudononconformist

Someone who pretends to hate society and deny every having a part of society, but only do it to conform with their friends or their social groups. They claim that everyone in society hates them.
John, "Hey Ted. What are you doing?"
Ted, "Hating all of society because nobody likes me."
John, "I like you. You've been my best friend for years."
Ted, "That's a lie. I know you hate me. Now, if you don't mind, I've got to go hang around with other people with like minded ideas."
John, "But, you just said you hate everyone and everyone hates you. C'mon, don't be a pseudononconformist."
Ted, "..."

See: Emo;Goth
by Funkymunk July 16, 2009
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Pseudonymous

An adjective derived from Pseudonym:

1) A word to describe a fake or fictitious name. From some long greek word meaning 'falsely named'.
2) Can be used as a referal to someones name as an indication of how fake they are.
His name couldn't possible me Igunbeetranter, pseudonymous to say the least.
by Pseudonymous December 13, 2003
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Pseudonomics

She told me that she wished this weekend was "funner," and I told her that she should take a course on pseudonomics.
by academyresearcher September 2, 2014
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Pseudone

A person who is above the status of boyfriend/girlfriend and of wife/husband, but is not currently together is called the Pseudone.
Vanessa is Tony's pseudone.
by Ninja Tony February 16, 2010
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